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Welcome_to_Doomer_Simulation.exe

Get a Job.
Get Paid in Doom.

Welcome to the official corporate intranet of the DOOMER SIMULATION. Burn $DOOMR to mint your rank badge, spiral up the org chart, and collect automated stock dividends every doom cycle. No hope. Just throughput.

Apply Now ➔Buy $DOOMR ↗

Doom_Metrics.dat

Active Doomers

1,312

$DOOMR Burned

8,420,000

Combined QQQB

0.4269

Despair Pool (QQQB)

0.0666

$DOOMR Market Cap

$1.9M

Doomer_Onboarding.rtf

Standard Operating Procedure

1

Acquire $DOOMR

Buy DOOMR on the open market. Financial nihilism starts with a wallet.

2

Mint Your Rank

Burn DOOMR to mint a Doomer NFT. Everyone starts at the bottom (NEET).

3

Spiral Upward

Burn more DOOMR to promote your NFT to Final Boss and raise your yield multiplier.

4

Collect Cope

The Keeper bot buys index stock with vault yield and pays every doom cycle.

Doom_Path.xls

Career Spiral

BadgeTitleMultiplierCost (Burn)NFT
NEET rank NFT badgeNEET1.0x50,000 DOOMRView info
Intern of Despair rank NFT badgeIntern of Despair1.5x25,000 DOOMRView info
Night Shift rank NFT badgeNight Shift2.0x30,000 DOOMRView info
Burnout Analyst rank NFT badgeBurnout Analyst2.5x35,000 DOOMRView info
Void Manager rank NFT badgeVoid Manager3.0x40,000 DOOMRView info
Chief Doom Officer rank NFT badgeChief Doom Officer3.5x45,000 DOOMRView info
Final Boss rank NFT badgeFinal Boss4.0x50,000 DOOMRView info

▍ Click any row to open the NFT badge dossier.