1. Employment Terms
You are not hired. You are simulated. Compensation is emitted by the vault, not by a manager. There is no HR because there is no H.
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2. Working Hours
The simulation runs 24/7. You may log off; the doom cycle will not. Payroll is settled every 8 hours regardless of your mental state.
3. Promotion Policy
Advancement is purely mechanical: burn DOOMR, raise your multiplier. Merit is a legacy system and has been deprecated.
4. Benefits
Automated stock exposure, a permanent identity NFT, and the quiet dignity of an on-chain job title.
5. Termination
You may exit at any time by selling. Your rank NFT remains as a monument to the attempt.
Nothing here is financial advice. It is barely even advice.